churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

Tuesday Aug 8 @ 09:36am
Tuesday Aug 8 @ 09:35am

lordoftheinternet:

every breath you take

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i’ll be watching you

Tuesday Aug 8 @ 09:29am

jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

Tuesday Aug 8 @ 09:27am
  • horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
  • me: omg that is so me how did they do that
Tuesday Aug 8 @ 03:42am

50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

Saturday Aug 8 @ 06:28am
Saturday Aug 8 @ 06:26am
Saturday Aug 8 @ 06:23am
Friday Aug 8 @ 11:55pm

Friday Aug 8 @ 11:33am
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